Christopher D’Elia (born March 29, 1980) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and podcast host. He is known for playing Alex Miller on the NBC sitcom Whitney and for the role of Danny Burton on the sitcom Undateable, also on NBC.
Dude! What the f*ck! Toronto seemed totally safe until THIS unexpected street-fight happened to me! Here I was, just minding my own business, thinking about how my special comes out soon, when this street punk came up to me with a switchblade (hard to see it) and asked me for my money and also threatened to take my girl! Well I’m NOT havin that as you can see here!!! The f*ckin SUPER DELUXO KID (me) does NOT mess around! I can’t believe I protected my life and my money and my girl and it was all caught on camera by @bryancallen who was cowering in the corner (he’s a true beta) !! Don’t worry Bry! I got us! I saved his, my girl’s, my own life, and my money! Man I thought Toronto was safe! Well it’s one street punk safer now! Thanks @joelgerson for showing me how to save @bryancallen. He’s in the hospital now for uncontrollable s*itting (PTSD) from the incident.
D’Elia has long been into comedy and has known Joe Rogan for quite a while.