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Life Of A BJJ Player In A Series Of Funny Animated GIFs


Life Of A BJJ Player In A Series Of Funny Animated GIFs

 

 

Here are a series of funny GIFs that illustrate the life of a BJJ player: From training, to competing, to getting promoted, to social life. This was translated to English from French website www.espritjjb.com. Enjoy!

Be sure to also check out: Life Of A BJJ Competitor In A Series Of Funny Animated GIFs Part 2

TRAINING BJJ

When you really really don’t want to go training.
Quand tu n'as vraiment pas envie d'aller t'entraîner

 

 

When you are late for your BJJ lesson and you try to sneak in.
Quand tu es en retard en cours de JJB

 

When the professor is just waiting for you to do the greetings
Quand le prof n'attends que toi pour le salut

When you go train and tell yourself « Tonight, I’m not taping out… »
Quand tu décides de ne pas taper aujourd'hui

 

When you see a new and pretty cute girl in your BJJ class…

Quand tu vois une nouvelle fille mignonne au cours de JJB

 

… And when you’re the only one left to roll with her.
Quand il ne reste que toi pour tourner avec la jolie fille

 

 

When the only one left to roll with you is the biggest guy of your academy…
Quand il ne reste plus que le gros du club pour tourner avec toi

… And when he sees that you’re the only one left to roll with.
Quand le gros du club sait qu'il ne reste que toi pour tourner

 

When you taste knee on belly for the first time.
Genou sur l'estomac pour la première fois

 When the professor finally announces a break.

Quand le prof annonce enfin une pause

 

 

When you stay too long in the mount position on the big guy who outweighs you by 80 pounds (true story).
Quand tu es en position montée sur le gros du club

 

 

When you try to replicate a technique a brown belt showed you.
Quand tu essayes de faire une technique montrée par une ceinture marron

 

When your professor tells you to do 50 pushups… and you realise he’s not joking
Quand ton prof te dire de faire 100 pompes et qu'il ne rigole pas

 

 

When you finally pull out the submission you’ve been working on for months…
Quand tu passes enfin ta soumission

 

…And when your partner tells you he wasn’t ready.
Quand ton partenaire te dit qu'il n'était pas prêt

 

When a less experienced student gives you lessons about your favorite technique.
Quand un élève te fait la leçon sur ta technique favorite

 

When you defend like your life is on the line during the entire sparring session and the professor tells you there’s only 20 seconds left.
Quand tu défends tout un randori et qu'il ne reste que 20 secondes à tenir

 

When you learn berimbolo for the first time.
Quand on t'explique la berimbolo pour la première fois

 

How you react when the professor realizes you’re talking when he’s showing a technique
Quand le prof remarque que tu parles pendant le cours de JJB

 

When a guy tells you all about his life story in the changing room while you’re lacing your shoes.
Quand un mec raconte sa vie dans les vestiaires

 

 

When you come back home after your first BJJ training sessions.
Quand tu rentres après tes premiers entrainements de Jiu Jitsu Brésilien

 

 

When you realise the day after your training that you forgot your BJJ gi in your bag again.
Quand tu te rends compte le lendemain que tu as oublié ton kimono dans ton sac

 

LIFE OF A BJJ COMPETITOR

When it’s your first time competing in a BJJ tournament.
When you participate in your first competition

 

When you’re 2 kilos over the weight limit on the morning of your competition.
When you exceed 500g in the morning of a competition

 

 

When your division’s fights start in 4 hours.
When fighting your class starts in 4 hours

 

 

When you lead an advantage by 30 seconds before the end of the fight.
When you lead an advantage to 30 seconds from the end

 

GETTING PROMOTED IN BJJ

When a student who’s training for a Shorter beens gets Promoted time before you …
When a less experienced student spends a belt rank before you.

And when to you realized you Will Be ble to whip him hard.
When you go to the whip with your belt in BJJ

 

When you finally get Promoted.
When you receive your new belt in BJJ

 

 

When it’s your turn to whip your buddies.
When it is your turn to beat your friends at JJB

 THE SOCIAL LIFE OF A BJJ PLAYER

When your little cousin who has a karate black belt makes fun of you…
When your cousin starts to taunt you with his black belt in karate

 

And…He Doesn’t know when to stop.
When your cousin will not stop to taunt you.

 

 

How people react When you say you’re doing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
When you say you do Jiu Jitsu

 

 When your girlfriend / boyfriend forcefully hugs your head When You Have a cauliflower ear building up.

When your girlfriend caress the head while you have a cabbage grows

 

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