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Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg vs Elon Musk Confirmed as Co-Main Event of Tyson vs Jake Paul Bout

Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg vs Elon Musk Confirmed as Co-Main Event of Tyson vs Jake Paul Bout

On July 20th, 2024 up and coming YouTuber boxer Jake Paul will test his mettle against the legendary world champion, Mike Tyson in a monumental event to be streamed on Netflix.

Fight fans already have a lot to be excited about with this bout, however as confirmed by the event promoter there will be a very special co-main event: Mark Zuckerberg will fight fellow billionaire Elon Musk in a special rules mma bout.

The bout will consist of three five minute rounds and will be contested under amateur rules: headgear will be worn by both fighters, there will be no elbows thrown on the ground and heel hooks will not be legal.   Also both fighters will wear specially designed 14 ounce mma gloves.  

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg

BJJ Eastern Europe reached out to both Musk and Zuckerberg for their thoughts on the fight, Musk declined to comment but Zuckerberg had choice words for his opponent:

“You think you’re going to come out here and be a walrus but you don’t realize I am a dolphin.  And I’m going to eat you alive.”

Betting lines have opened at -200 Zuckerberg, +150 Musk, likely on account of Zuckerberg’s jiu-jitsu and mma training.

Stay tuned for more details as they arise.

Written by Emil Fischer.

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