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AJ Agazarm and Gordon Ryan Exchange Barbs over AJ’s Reluctance To Face Nicky

AJ Agazarm and Gordon Ryan Exchange Barbs over AJ’s Reluctance To Face Nicky

After Geo Martinez was forced to back out of the AJ Agazarm match up due to injury some really strange things happened. Even though the general public wants to see Nicky in the match up – and Nicky agreed.

This it to everyone out there who continues to say that I don’t deserve the match with AJ because he already beat me at adcc. It’s true that he did beat me fair and square UNDER THE ADCC RULESET. I went Into his preferred​ ruleset (points) and he beat me. Now let’s see what happens when he comes into my preferred ruleset which is subonly. I’ve already accepted the match, so the only thing we’re waiting on is him.

Agazarm responded:

HELP WANTED
With Geo OUT
WHO should fill this spot for the main Event @ KASAI?

LOOKING FOR:
– Black Belt Competitor with over 25 matches
– World Champion/Podium Gi or Nogi
– Athlete must push the pace of the match for entertainment of the fans
– Must be able to read & understand poems in English
WILL NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF:
– Athlete has NO portfolio of accomplishment in legit international competition
– Athlete’s sole claim to fame is a NAGA, EBI or any other erroneous fantasy title that awards positions
– Athlete will BITCH out & claim a non verifiable injury to avoid the match once confirmed
– Butt scoots in all his matches
COMMENT NAMES BELOW
*serious nominations only
**athlete will NOT be required to renounce his academy & lineage if/when he loses

HELP WANTED With Geo OUT WHO should fill this spot for the main Event @ KASAI? LOOKING FOR: – Black Belt Competitor with over 25 matches – World Champion/Podium Gi or Nogi – Athlete must push the pace of the match for entertainment of the fans – Must be able to read & understand poems in English WILL NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF: – Athlete has NO portfolio of accomplishment in legit international competition – Athlete’s sole claim to fame is a NAGA, EBI or any other erroneous fantasy title that awards positions – Athlete will BITCH out & claim a non verifiable injury to avoid the match once confirmed – Butt scoots in all his matches COMMENT NAMES BELOW *serious nominations only **athlete will NOT be required to renounce his academy & lineage if/when he loses

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He also penned a song for Gordon?!
POEM for GORDON

Hey Big Fella
How do it go?
I been thinkin’ on some things
I thought you should know
As you train in Renzo’s, with your friends
(Fake tussles)
With your fake blonde hair
And your new fake muscles
With your plastic fake crown
On the shelf in your locker
Struttin’ like an old-time ‘Alter Cocker’
Actin’ all mystical & existential
Reeking of Synthol and wasted potential
Pickin’ when to chicken out
And when to talk bold
Your Gi looks new
But your act’s gettin’ old
Cuttin’ promos on me
Sayin’ I’m half your size
When the last time you tested me
I knocked out one of your eyes
You were trapped in my triangle
Dark & deep
Wond’rin whether to tap
Or get put to sleep
When the pressure in your head
As you approached your doom
Made your eyeball pop out
And fly across the room
Makin’ half those jobbers gasp
And the other half gape
As your eye rolled across the mat
Like a bloody grape
The Doctors got it back in
But I take this oath
Next time I gotcha triangl’d
I’m poppin’ out BOTH

Gordon was not one to not respond:

5x World BJJ champion Bernardo Faria has developed the No Gi Half Guard. His submissions and sweeps works just as easily for No Gi, if not easier.
1.In No Gi there are not as many grips you can play. For example, you can’t play spider guard and the whole array of guards that stem from it. His guard works perfectly.
2.There are not a lot of grips your opponent can use to stop your sweep while playing No Gi. They can’t grab your collar, sleeve or pants obviously. Again, his guard works perfectly.