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“BJJ Purple Belt” Gisele Bündchen Mad About BJJ Affair Jokes At Tom Brady Roast

“BJJ Purple Belt” Gisele Bündchen Mad About BJJ Affair Jokes At Tom Brady Roast

It appears that Gisele Bündchen did not find the BJJ jokes made about her divorce from Tom Brady during his Netflix comedy roast…
Very amusing.

While Brady himself seemed to brush off the jokes made at his expense, according to a report by People, the supermodel was “deeply disappointed” by the casual mentions of her recent breakup with the NFL star during Netflix’s “The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady” on Sunday night. The event featured numerous celebrities, including Kevin Hart, Nikki Glaser, and Drew Bledsoe, who made light of her split from Tom Brady, often humorously highlighting Brady’s replacement by jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente.

At the time, Gisele was reportedly aiding her family affected by the severe floods in Brazil and was unhappy to learn about the jokes amid such circumstances. “She’s ‘deeply disappointed by the disrespectful portrayal of her family on Sunday evening’s roast show,'” shared a source close to the 43-year-old mother of two with People. She remains focused on supporting her children, distressed by the inappropriate content aired during the show.

While Tom Brady appeared to enjoy the roast, laughing at the jabs directed at him, Nikki Glaser later revealed to Howard Stern that Brady’s children were the only topic declared off-limits for the roast. Despite their separation in 2022, both Brady and Gisele seem to be moving on with their lives; Brady has been seen with Irina Shayk, and Gisele has been increasingly seen with her Jiu-Jitsu instructor Valente—a topic she evidently finds no humor in.

For example, during the roast, Nikki Glaser said the following:

Tom, the only thing dumber than you saying “yes” to this roast was when you said: “Hey, babe, you should try Jiu-Jitsu.”

That’s got to suck, dude. My God.
Just knowing your ex-wife’s new boyfriend can beat your a*s while eating hers.

Kevin Hart added:

But let me tell you something, people. Let me tell you something that’s what you got to do to maintain your happiness.
You understand? You sometimes got to f*ck your coach.

You know who else f*cked her coach?
Gisele.

Jeff Ross said:

Give it up for the Lord of the Super Bowl rings my friend Tom Brady.

A man who has so many rings, he could melt them down and forge a sword to go on a quest to get his soul back from that Jiu-Jitsu teacher.