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Garry Tonon Can Crack a Tune (And/Or Ralek’s Leg)

Garry Tonon Can Crack a Tune (And/Or Ralek’s Leg)

 

 

Garry Tonon Sings. And he isn’t half bad either. In the latest case of taunting Ralek Gracie ahead of their Metamoris fight, Tonon has chosen to adapt a song called Lullaby (aka The Divorce song) by Stephen Lynch into Ralek’s Lullaby.

Watch while Garry croons the sweet tune while Gordon Ryan’s younger brother Nicky hula dances in the doorframe behind

 

Lyrics: 

Hush fans,

Sweet babies don’t cry

Tonight Garry’s here and he’ll sing you a soft lullaby

Tonight, soon it will all be like it was, 

Before

Soon, Ralek will be unconscious on the floor,

Cause I’m gonna break him from Bottom to Top,

While he screams out: “No, no, no, no, Please stop”

HE’s going to pay for the mess that he’s made

but seriously, hopefully some of us get paid, 

Hush, Ralek please baby don’t cry,

Tonight, Garry is here, he’ll sing you a soft lullaby

Tonight, soon it will all be like it was 

Before Ralek won’t be able to rap or rhyme any more

Now he calls himself G in a Gi but I beg to differ,

when he raps and rhymes it sounds like he can’t handle liquor,

Please, let my guillotine crush your voicebox,

I hear migraines when I hear you talk,

Now, athletes, sponsors and camera people but mostly AJ Agazarm,

Please, don’t cry, I swear I’ll try and be here by your side

Just right after Ralek takes a little nap

visits Snapcity and never comes back

Gets on a stretcher and if I play my cards right

He’ll be in an ambulance tonight

la, la, la…..

 

Here’s the original song if you want to check it out:

This is just the latest in a taunt war that culminated in a promise Garry made – if Ralek submits him, he’ll be getting “G in a Gi” tattooed on his butt.

Tonon: If I Lose To Ralek I’ll Get G In A Gi Tattooed On My Butt!

 

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