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Aj Agazarm Joins In Ultra Heavy Division At Pans

Sep 05, 2018Articles

Aj Agazarm Joins In Ultra Heavy Division At Pans

Yesterday we wrote about Gianni Grippo’s decision to join Kaynan Duarte and Gordon Ryan in ultra heavy. But it looks as if another significantly smaller fighter is ready to throw his hat in the division – AJ Agazarm.

Agazarm has been struggling to get any publicity in his multiple on going feuds with various other grapplers.

Flew into NY to compete at KASAI (Last time I was here, I knocked out Gordon's eye…) He's here tonight! And Danaher too! And all o'th' "Grapplas" n' all o'their crews Decked out in their "Jits" gear w/predictable charm 'Bout how they'll twist your foot off/snap one o' yr arms Swaggerin' round like they just can't be beat Then mumblin' & schmumblin' as they sit in they seats Cause wearin' a "T" w/some threatening greeting Is easier'n hittin' th'mat n' competing But to each fool his own, I'm inclined to now say I've got bigger fish I must fry on this day And "BIG" in that sentence is the operative term Becuz at the weigh-ins I was shocked to learn As I hit my weight, in a SUIT, then I noted When Gilbert stepped on the scale, it exploded First it creaked, then it groaned, numbers were scrolling Then the beams in the floor started bucking and rolling Scale started smoking, its limit exceeded Floor started sinking, action was needed So I jumped to the front Told Rolles & Rich "I don't care what he weighs, bring on that fat bitch" So we chose to move forward, despite broken scale Though I didn't expect I'd be grapplin' a whale So it won't be a party, or fun, or a ball Lookin' good 'gainst a guy as WIDE as I'm tall And thicker'n ten McD's shakes (not a strawful) This is gonna be work, this is gonna be awful But here we go, the match it's now started And scrappin' w/FatBoy ain't for the faint hearted And the dudes in the t-shirts, logo'd bout how they fight Are safe in the stands and not under the lights I waded right in, tried takin' him down But all of those tacos glued him to the ground Which made the match drag, as he stayed on his feet As his corner was callin' and orderin' UBER EATS So 15 minz elapsed and no points awarded Nothing was settled, or proven, or sorted He waddled of to go feed his face

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